Nathan's Farewell message

Hooray! Somebody checked the blog!

Muffy and I are naturally hilarious individuals. It all started in the womb, when Muffy mistook her umbilical cord for a hat. Wrapping the cord around her head like a mongkon, Muffy cut off blood flow through the cord, allowing the concentration of metabolic wastes to rise dramatically in her little fetal blood stream. This would have killed a normal human being, but this tiny Mexican tot is a fighter. Later research showed that a certain byproduct of fetal aerobic respiration produced only by Mexican fetuses - imjustkeedosterone - positvely impacts the temporal lobe of the brain when present at critical concentrations. Research has also found direct correlations between the development of the temporal lobe and the exceptionality of an individual's sense of humor. Muffy's cat-like curiosity was thus the direct stimulus for her development of a much-desired laughable nature.

The same thing happened to me.

For this reason, you should check the blog often because Muffy and I are going to try very hard to keep you entertained from Korea, which is 6789 miles away (10926 km if you live in a silly part of the world).

See you in a year! (or less if you REALLY love us)